- Brother: SHIT!!!!!!
- Mom: You know, you shouldn't use curses, people will think you're stupid
- Me: Yeah, you dumb ass mother fu&%er!!!!
- Mom: Hey do you know what happens when you don't pay your phone bill?
- Me: ...................
- Mom: What you don't know?
- Me: No, but answering that question would be an insult to both of us